The heat of the moment sometimes means that you may not always know the person that you end up getting into bed with. That can make for some pretty awkward morning after moments. The bottom line, however is when the haze of the night is gone you want to already know your date’s name. That’s not the only thing that the morning after can bring with it. Body odor, bad performance, and total blackouts are also just awkward and should be avoided at all costs. Below are some steps to make sure that if your night out turns lucky you won’t have to change your name and move to another country.
This is the most important step before going out next to hitting up the ATM. We’re totally serious here. Even if it’s just to go out with the dudes, wash your junk. You don’t need to layer on the body smells or even shave. As long as you don’t smell, that’s all that is important. If you’re the sort who goes straight from work to the bar, try to at least get a shower in before work. Trust us; nothing turns a chick off faster than body odor.
Also brush your teeth. At the very least keep mouthwash and gum on hand. If you actually do end up going home with someone you want them to kiss you and have fond memories of an electric evening. You don’t want her to tell all her friends how your breath smelled like the taco truck on Fifth Avenue.
Prime the Pump
If you’re prone to finishing early then you are going to want to make sure that you ″prime the pump″ as we say. We’re not talking about being your own right hand man, either. By the time you get to the end of your night you should be all reloaded anyway. Instead, we mean her pump. Make sure that you take your time with a lady, especially on the first time. Ladies have two major spots, her clitoris and her G-spot and both are pretty easy to hit. The clitoris is the easiest and a sure fire way to send her into orbit.
If you get her off before you start then she will absolutely never have anything bad to say about your performance. You can also try to hit both spots at once, if you feel advanced that evening. Some positions, like doggie style allow you to throw in a manual assist while you’re going at it. Try checking out our guide for positions. If you need some more pointers!
Leave a Hint
When you meet a chick and it’s going great, get her name and try to covertly write it down and three distinguishing markers about her. For example: Stacy – Blond Short Hair – Ladybug Tattoo – Teacher. When you wake up in the morning, excuse yourself to the bathroom and look over your notes. This cheat sheet will at least jog your memory and at the most keep you from worrying that her name is really Tiffany.